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Nick Eff
Date: 2008-06-19 23:15
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Music:They Might Be Giants—It's Kickin' In (Atlanta)
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I guess the desktop screenshot meme is back?

Desktop screenshot

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In conclusion, these idiotic "salmon" AIM bots must be destroyed.

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Nick Eff
Date: 2008-06-12 12:34
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Music:Elvis Costello And The Attractions—Indoor Fireworks
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Gimme That Old-Time Religion


Garfield is Metal


Can I Hit It and Quit It

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Nick Eff
Date: 2008-05-19 18:11
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Music:They Might Be Giants—Broke In Two
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Aww, cockblocked. (via Scalzi.)

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Nick Eff
Date: 2008-05-16 22:39
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Music:Ted Leo & the Pharmacists—Dancing in the Dark (springsteen)
Tags:pastoral, stop posting

It's still 70 degrees out, and through the screen door I can hear the train whistles moaning on across the night.

Also, I have whiskey lemonade. (There's more if you want one.)

Also, I got a massage today -- I can has improved range of motion in my neck.

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Nick Eff
Date: 2008-04-22 20:29
Subject: Advanced Inexcusable YouTube Studies
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Music:Pinetop Seven—On The Last Ride In
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Using the one1 as an excuse to link the other.

_____
1. Via BoingBoing.

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Nick Eff
Date: 2008-04-06 22:17
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Music:Liz Phair—Whitechocolatespaceegg
Tags:cats, stop posting

It's a lot of work, but it'll all pay off when he finally catches that powerup.

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Nick Eff
Date: 2008-03-25 21:05
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Music:Feist—The Limit To Your Love
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I'm thinking of signing up for Twitter. Only two things are holding me back: First, I'm never "doing" anything interesting, and won't be until I move. Second, what on earth will become of my beloved "Stop Posting" tag?

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Nick Eff
Date: 2008-03-22 16:04
Subject: Rebranding
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Music:The Ditty Bops—Gentle Sheep
Tags:booze, stop posting



Hey, did you notice that Jim Beam totally changed the labels for Old Overholt and Jim Beam Rye? They dropped the saturation and changed the lid on Overholt, and they ditched the fluorescent yellow of the JBR label in favor on this sort of tan color. It's almost as though someone in marketing came to their senses and realized that they looked totally trashy.

(The backstory here is that there seems to be something of a rye renaissance going on -- I expect Jim Beam is trying to surf the wave by making their bottles more attractive to people who aren't already converted. I'll kind of miss the bright yellow, though -- it made it look like I was drinking something really cheap and horrible, which always felt like I was pulling one over on everyone.)

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Nick Eff
Date: 2008-03-22 11:48
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Music:Smashing Pumpkins—Shame
Tags:movies, stop posting

So we saw Transformers the other day. It didn't suck! Mind you, I'm not a Gen X-er, so so I don't really have much in the way of nostalgia for the original material; I'm basically just applying the standard (silly summer blockbuster) > (toy commercial) formula. Anyway, it was fun, it was mildly witty, it had a lot of exploding things; amen. (Actually, wait, you know what really bugged me? The shuck-and-jivebot. He made me want to apologize to everyone in the world for being a white person. WHY, WRITERS, WHY???!! Okay, I'm done.)

But this post isn't a movie review. This is about that one line where one of the Sector 7 spooks explained that they determined the cube's age using carbon dating. Ever since I heard that, a single question has occupied my every waking thought:

WHAT DOES THE CUBE EAT?!

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Nick Eff
Date: 2008-03-12 21:54
Subject: Dump post
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Music:JUDY AND MARY—RADIO
Tags:dump post, dvorak, macs, nick is doing something impractical, stop posting

Four things, and I post.

Expansion

Anyone else notice those new "Expand" links in the comment threads? Best new LJ feature ever.

Insomnia

My computer has again developed insomnia. We've already been through this! It was totally fixed! Why is it broken again? Pain in the ass!

Time to back up and call AppleCare again. arrrrrrrggggghhhh.

Under There

Boxer-briefs. Someone explain these to me.

If one has an underwear model's abs, hips, ass, thighs, and package, then yes: boxer-briefs are the most aesthetically pleasing underwear for men. This is the undeniable truth. Until the wearer runs, walks, twitches, or scratches himself, at which point the legs roll into these sort of unappealing donut shapes and the garment rides up and smooshes one's balls.

Boxer-briefs: The underwear for physically perfect men who never move. Get yours today!

ARE WE NOT MEN

...we are Devo. )

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Nick Eff
Date: 2008-02-29 23:37
Subject: 空耳
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Location:Merriam Webster New International Dictionary, second edition
Music:Ronettes—Baby I Love You
Tags:stop posting, words

dord (dôrd), n.   Physics & Chem.   Density.

I echo the first commenter's sentiment:

This is so awesome I can hardly believe it. You aren’t putting us on, are you?

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Nick Eff
Date: 2008-02-18 00:43
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Music:Iron & Wine—Resurrection Fern
Tags:drugs, stop posting

Tonight I took what I think may have been my very first aspirin. No, really. I was a kid right around when they started getting seriously concerned about Reye's syndrome, and by the time I grew up, I was already in the habit of taking tylenol or ibuprofen instead.

Anyway, I have much less of a headache now, so I guess I give it a thumbs up.

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Nick Eff
Date: 2008-02-05 21:51
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Music:Silversun Pickups—Lazy Eye
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You all been following the news on these Middle Eastern cable failures?

I got one word about all that:

Godzilla.

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Nick Eff
Date: 2008-01-17 15:51
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Music:Over/Under—Machine Gun Green
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Hey, you guys remember when Tuxedo Mask lost his memory and started wearing white everywhere? iTunes does that now!

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Nick Eff
Date: 2007-11-21 14:06
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Music:The Eels
Tags:conservatism, links, stop posting, wtf

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Nick Eff
Date: 2007-11-16 17:45
Subject: I don't know why it's not on the curriculum.
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Music:Flook—The Gentle Giant=Macedonian Oro; The Gentle Giant
Tags:stop posting

cash advance

Is anyone else scoring higher on this thing?

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Nick Eff
Date: 2007-10-30 20:52
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Music:Sleater-Kinney—Turn It On
Tags:music, stop posting

Let's play the word-association playlist game!

  1. They Might Be Giants — With The Dark
  2. The Loud Family — We're for the Dark
  3. The Be Good Tanyas — For the Turnstiles
  4. Sleater-Kinney — Turn It On
  5. Dinosaur Jr. — On The Way
  6. Verbena — Way Out West
  7. Okkervil River — Westfall (live)
  8. The Ditty Bops — Fall Awake
  9. They Might Be Giants — Am I Awake?
  10. Hoagy and Bacall — Am I Blue
  11. The Dave Brubeck Trio — Blue Moon
  12. The Marksmen — Moonshine
  13. Wolf Parade — Shine A Light
  14. Sleater-Kinney — Night Light
  15. The Gossip — Night

It's kind of like しりとり、 but not quite.

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Nick Eff
Date: 2007-10-15 21:54
Subject: A quick excursion into literalism
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Music:The Poison Control Center—Make Love A Star
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Sir, your computer is fucked.

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Nick Eff
Date: 2007-09-12 23:16
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Music:Brian Conway—Martin Wynn's 1 Through 4
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Also, I finally got me a paid account. Icons, ho!

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Nick Eff
Date: 2007-09-02 23:06
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Music:They Might Be Giants—Particle Man
Tags:books, stop posting

Confidential to [info]nightswatch: You were totally right about Going Postal; easily top-three material.

(Moneyquote: "An underdog can always find somewhere soft to bite.")

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